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3234+ Funny Husband Wife Jokes 2021 – English Jokes

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Funny Dad Jokes 2021 – English Jokes

funny dad jokes Today, my son asked “Can I have a book mark?” and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn’t know my name is Brian. My wife tried to unlatch our daughter’s car seat with one hand and said, “How do one armed mothers do it?” Without missing a beat I replied, “Single handedly.” I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I...

Santa Banta Jokes || Best Santa Banta Jokes Ever – English Jokes

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111+ Funny Jokes In English For Students 2021 – English Jokes

funny jokes in english for students Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things. Boy: What are the two things? Girl: Your feet. A: I have the perfect son. B: Does he smoke? A: No, he doesn’t. B: Does he drink whiskey? A: No, he doesn’t. B: Does he ever come home late? A: No, he doesn’t. B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he? A: He will be six...