Training k doraan 1 0fficer ney sipahi se poocha … Ya hath main kaya hai… Rab nawaz : sir ya bandook hai … 0fficer : ya bandook nai tumhari izaat hai tumhari maa hai maa… The 0fficer to next pathan sipahi…. Tumhary hath main kaya hai…. Pathan : sir ya …

Husband Aur Wife HotelMe Gaye Tabhi 1 Lady Ne Hello Kiya, Wife Nay Pocha,?Koun Thi Wo?? Husband:-Tum Dimagh Kharab Mat Karo, Main Pehle Hi Pareshan Hun K Woh Bhi Yehi Pochay Gi. – SMS Shayari

Teacher 2 chiLd! Tum bohat badtamez ho gaye ho batao kya saza dun tumhen?? Child: Wo larki jo 2nd last seat pe bathi hai us K Sath bahir nikal dain;-) – SMS Shayari

Wife:-I Will Die. Husband:- I Will Also Die. Wife:-Why Will You Die? Husband:-Because Main Itni Khushi Bardasht Nahin Ker Sakta – SMS Shayari

Larki set krne k 4 Tarike Hain. . . “Shabash jwanoooo” Ramadan ka maheena hay Mulk De Halat Vekho Te Apne Jazbat Vekho.:D:D…. – SMS Shayari

Wife : Do You Want Dinner? Husband : Sure, What Are My Choices? Wife : Yes And No. – SMS Shayari

Larkay Waley Larki Dekhne Gaye: Larkay Ne Larki Se Pucha: Aapko KHANA BANANA Aata Hai? Larki: Nahi Mujhe To BANANA KHANA Aata Hai – SMS Shayari

Interviewer To Millionaire: To Whom Do You Owe Your Success As A Millionaire?? Millionaire: ?I Owe Everything To My Wife.? Interviewer: ?Wow, She Must Be Some Woman. Interviewer: ?What Were You Before You Married Her?? Millionaire: ?A Billionaire – SMS Shayari

Bacha Apni Maa Ko Beghair Makeup Ky Daikh Kar Chillaya Faraz??. Aye KHUDA Mery Abbu Salaamat Rahain? – Funny Shayari