Husband Aur Wife HotelMe Gaye Tabhi 1 Lady Ne Hello Kiya,
Wife Nay Pocha,?Koun Thi Wo??
Husband:-Tum Dimagh Kharab Mat Karo,
Main Pehle Hi Pareshan Hun K Woh Bhi Yehi Pochay Gi.
– SMS Shayari
The average man?s life consists of:
20 years of having his mother ask him where he is going,
40 years of having his wife ask the same question;
and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
– SMS Shayari
Wife:-I Will Die. Husband:- I Will Also Die. Wife:-Why Will You Die? Husband:-Because Main Itni Khushi Bardasht Nahin Ker Sakta
– SMS Shayari
First Guy (proudly):
?My wife?s an angel!?
Second Guy:
?You?re lucky, mine?s still alive.? ..:D
– SMS Shayari
Wife : Do You Want Dinner?
Husband : Sure, What Are My Choices?
Wife : Yes And No.
– SMS Shayari